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1.7% of people are intersex, 2% have green eyes, and 1.5 percent are redheads, but yeah red is a natural hair color, green is a natural eye color, and being intersex is a 'deformity'. Keep pretending gender isn't a social construct
0.0006% of people in the world live in Ireland and we all agree that People Live In Ireland.
Do Home Depot employees ever wonder what the customers’ projects are? More specifically, do they wonder about mine?
One of my brothers works at Home Depot and the other works at Ace. I can confirm that they DO wonder.
“So this customer just… went in and bought every single tube of silicone we had. It wasn’t many, to be fair, but then they also bought a bunch of dirt. They were really fussy about the TYPE of soil too.”
“They’re a reptile keeper and they’re making a new vivarium. I can guarantee it. Ask them what species they keep next time. I want to know.”
(a few weeks later)
“They keep crested geckos.”
*watches recipe in cookbook*
Okay so I need 3 eggs
*walks over the fridge*
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*opens fridge*
Wait was it 2 eggs
every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
First look of Tessa Thompson and Chris Hemsworth in the new “Men In Black” reboot
This is real?.. i thought it was a tumblr joke
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thor 4 in an alternate universe where asgardians survived and took on new identities π€
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Thor and Valkry arrive on earth with Asgard. In exchange for settlement, they have to work for a branch of (new) SHIELD that helps settle new aliens